
To have more bloody
marys like the one I had this morning at
Julian's in the Federal Hill section of Providence. Hopefully that's a resolution I can keep past Valentine's Day. Because, you know, if you keep a resolution past Valentine's Day, it's yours forever.
I was going to put a top ten Irish plays of 2008 list out today, but why bother with #10-#2. Who's got time for lists anyway? What are we, the BBC?
So, on to the top play of 2008. That would go to
Port Authority by Conor McPherson. And there's nothing more to say about it. McPherson said it all in his play: the frustrations of youth, the disappointments of middle-age, and the resignations of old age. It's all there.
Now as I go back to my other resolutions besides bloody marys and succinctness, I leave you with this drink recipe from Glenn Eichler:
Recipe: “The Blurry Zeitgeist”
3 parts Champagne
1 part vodka
1 part strawberry brandy
1 part smugness over past year’s accomplishments
1 part regret over realizing past year’s accomplishments were actually failures
1 part momentary burst of resolve followed immediately by 1 part deflating inertia
1 part nagging fear over possibility of … what was it again?
1 part self-congratulation over successfully keeping pre-New Year’s resolution to avoid marketing exec neighbor at current party
1 part cautious optimism over Obama cabinet picks
1 part bitter disappointment over Obama cabinet picks
1 part utter disbelief at Caroline Kennedy
1 part inexplicable anxiety over not remembering what earlier nagging was about
1 part dawning awareness that marketing exec neighbor is approaching
1 part fleeting concern over possibly forgetting to TiVo “The Biggest Loser”
1 part sinking realization that earlier nagging fear was about odds of contracting early-onset Alzheimer’s
1 part self-pity over getting stuck conversing with marketing exec neighbor
1 part self-congratulation at not being marketing exec neighbor
1 part euphoric recollection of definitely remembering to TiVo “The Biggest Loser,” thus reducing likelihood of early-onset Alzheimer’s
1 part self-loathing over TiVo full of “The Biggest Loser”
Shake well and serve with metaphysical hangover.